Made For (Cable) TV Movies

Here's a list of ideas for movies I'm going to pitch to cable TV.

• Wild Turkeys Fly South
• The Canadian Nickel
• Broken Rickshaws
• Do They Make Donuts in Vermont?
• The Toilet Bible
• Destiny Kills My Dog
• Cookies for Cameron
• Only Heroes Bake Pies
• The Reading Lamp
• Earthquake at the North Pole
• The Baby That Fell from the Sky
• Peas, Carrots, and Deception
• God Helps Those Who Fill out the Proper Paperwork
• The Flat Tire
• Hello, My Name is Love
• The Sofa Miracle
• Rumple Phil Quinn
• Grandma's Hat
• The Gift Pelican
• Hurricane Dad
• The Ice-Creamist
• Vow of the Shoemaker
• A Jaywalking in a Small Town
• Governor Mom
• Mail Order Kismet
• Jackie Collins Presents: Finnegans Wake

So, who's gonna hook me up with an executive so we can get these brilliant movies into production?