Rape Is Not Cool Redux

So, I need to post something I guess.  This is inspired by an episode of NewsRadio (one of the funniest shows of all time).  I translated Rape Is Not Cool into Russian and then back into English using Babel Fish.

I exactly of can' t believes that all people of things they speak… controversy. - Prince 

[O]' Kay, I do not love to have a talk policy, but I feel that I must arrive outside and say that I against the rape. I know I it risks much in way to say outside here, but for people it is necessary to know that the rape of [plokh].

Now, those me outside. I there is no radical extremist or that -[nibyd]. I achieve that rape it is not mentioned in the constitution. In actuality, even it is not mentioned in 10 commandments. And I not [govoryashch] we must turn society upward by feet, its [vykorchevyvayushch] from all traditions. But completely no reason we can encourage the decrease of rape through the private action. We must also prescribe strict anti- force laws at position level, even if the more lax legislation of rape in other positions causes to us the outcome of the population and matter. This is moral imperative, and we must prepare it independent of consequences.

Furthermore, I believe that we it can compensate this by way to propose negative tax rate to the matters and to observe by holiness of the freedom of agreement. Exactly in proportion to Robert Nozick it stated that truly free society it allowed persona to sell into slavery, truly free society must allow persona to sell her (or him… prevent us not to have any accusations of [seksizma], you, because I not person, who relates to the women… as it disdainfully proves to my to write it) right to by [polnostyu] solid to sovereignty. We therefor cannot mix in the cases, where the worker of consensually entered contract. To make otherwise Stalinism.

We, however, should hold the balance between by competing the absolute categorically imperatives. Robust savings of [sushchestvena] to the welfare of the citizens of large city in the history of humanity, with the large of the [franshizoy] of sports in the history of humanity, in the large position in the history of humanity, in the large country in the history of humanity, from bitchingest by god in the history of humanity. Some people of most exceptional freedomness and libertotality of amassed the disproportionately high portions of the capital of freedom for itself through the there main use of liberty (by [zaveshchannoy] by it their libertastic by ancestors) and understanding of the market for gamesmanship of confidence. Their example shines as the lighthouse of light and the drizzle of the cascades monetary, creating works for more than libertarded of people of mud which they must nevertheless give their children; however, their chances to freedomtastic of liberlife is small. Without these the fantastic liberty -royals of superpatriot, would be there any savings and people of mud exist without their aid of interaction. For this reason, we must balance the needs of children against the needs to force and to allow that if these patriots of the parasites of the super- imposing of freedomliscious of the liberty of super- [osuzheny] of rape, then they pay IT sculptural penalty $200.000 instead of the prison sentence. Penalties will go into the fund for the initiatives of the faith, where anti- confidently rape formation it will strengthen.

If you please help to obtain word outside about the rape. Give formation and you will have a talk to your friends and family. Together we can libertarily freedom shit from the rape and wish it away with the utopian ethics.

You to your period.

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