Skeleton Key

Holy Moley Crackerjack Aces!

If I may be indulged a blatant equivocation in the name of inquiry: if there is no truth with a capital 'T', then the truth is constructed - either individually or through a dialogue in the public sphere - and an appropriate aggregate measure of truth in any given circumstance in fact gives us a truth percentage or truth probability.  These are nominally the same, as can be demonstrated by my saying so.

This allows us a mutual self-dominion of divine proportions not limited to art.  Disallowing nonsensical mysticism and transcendental horseshittery, we can still dialogue perception.  So, Santa Claus exists.  We merely need let him.  As well, not only was JFK assassinated by the Mafia and Castro and Oswald, but also Zeta Reticuli, the Hamburgler, and Jack the Ripper.  9/11 was both an inside job and an act of terrorism exactly as observed and reported.  Building 7 was simultaneously pulled and grapevine-fumbled temporally.  FDR knew about Pearl Harbor and let it happen so he could trick Einstein into helping develop an atom bomb because at "Naked World Domination Pokeno" he had bet Churchill he could do it.  Of course, unknown to Roosevelt, he had only done this because the alien Confederate partisans who had injected him with polio piggybacked a hiccup trigger.  Crack was invented by Ronald Reagan and Star Wars is a true story.

I'm a millionaire.  You will all send me money for my services in regards to truth make-telling and millionairing while I logomorph non-linear wealth actualization with adequately confused rhetoric.

You love this.  You believe this.  All things are the result of conscious efforts by sentient beings and can therefor be controlled, if not necessarily by you.  But through mutually dialoguing into truth those things we cannot thus far control, we can steady the boat of our confusion and construct the further threads of our otherwise inevitable undoing.

We are immortal!

I'm relying on all of you to endow me with the ability to fly.  Don't fuck it up.


Send me money.