Head Bellows

All the people are so happy now, their heads are caving in. - They Might Be Giants

These things are a godsend.

I just found a small online store which is selling these incredible inventions here.  Before now, the only way you could fix your head after it collapsed was with an expensive hydraulic air compressor.  It seems, however, that the stories of bellows being insufficient for head re-inflation are a canard perpetrated by the highly influential compressor lobby.  It appears that the only real issue was creating a stronger valve - which the company states is made with a proprietary material called Robotium - and adding a foam-tipped Y joint to the nozzle to create an air tight seal in the nostrils.

I'm very excited about the whole idea, as I see this becoming a cottage industry with great potential for growth since head collapse will surely increase as we move further into the twenty-first century and continue to read the news, watch television, or check our representatives voting records.

(Dude, using quotes really does make you more right.)