If I had access to a time machine, I'd go back in time to around when man first began to domesticate dogs and get someone to begin to domesticate bears. House bears as pets would be fucking awesome. Definitely beats the shit out of cats.
If I had access to a time machine. But those motherfuckers at the Trilateral Commission have them all booked up to see Bob Hope perform for the USO.
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