If George Carlin Had Been a Huge Geek

I've passed a Euclid Rd several times.  So does that make all other roads non-Euclidean?  Aren't they all technically non-Euclidean already anyway since they are on an oblate spheroid?  Or is this one perhaps constructed on a tangent?

I don't know where the Hell that should go.  There should be a "fuck you" in there somewhere I'm sure.  I don't know if that could be made to be funny, even to dorks, except through the patheticalness of its attempting...which is absolutely required.  No bad idea should ever go unexpressed.  Where's the fun in that?  Nice boring fucking world you've built there.